Every frugal fapper knows that the best source of fap fuel is free porn tube sites. Back when I barely knew anything about the porn world, I just referred to them as free porn sites.
There might come a day where I’ll take my fap game up a notch by subscribing to premium porn sites, but today’s not that fateful day. I mean, why pay for something when you can get the same shit for free, right?
Either way, I’ll always thank the porn gods for free porn. If you’ve seen other reviews here at The Porn Guide that mentions thanking the porn gods, that’s probably me. I can’t help it. I am one perverted devotee. LOL!
Imagine my surprise when I learned that there’s actually a free porn tube site called ThePornGod.com! Now that’s something I’m more than willing to check out.
ThePornGod.com is the place to be if you’re itching to get unlimited access to free porn. Here you can watch thousands of free porn videos from the top porn studios and porn stars (past and present).
According to ThePornGod’s footer, they’ve been around the pornosphere since 2005. That’s 17 years of dishing out free porn for everyone. However, a trip to ScamAdviser says otherwise.
According to ScamAdviser, ThePornGod is a new player in the porn game. They seem to have only been around for a year.
Whether the site has been around for only a year or more than a decade, it all boils down to how faptastic the site and its contents are, after all.
First look at the site and you can tell right away that ThePornGod’s site design is far from what you’d expect a god-tier porn site to be. Right off the bat, you’d easily spot a fuckton of ads and affiliate links littered on the homepage.
A couple of links that would take you out of ThePornGod sit right on top of the homepage. Usually, you’d expect that spot for the site logo or the main menu at least. It’s not looking very heavenly at this point.
Below that is the site logo, search bar, and a hamburger menu that hides the site’s actual main menu.
Next, you’ll see even more links that would redirect you elsewhere and another ad link. I know, man. It’s already getting on my nerves, and we’ve barely scratched the surface.
Finally, after all that crap, you’d see porn thumbnails of Free Porn Videos Being Watched, followed by New Free Porn Videos. There’s not much info on the porn thumbs here at ThePornGod. All we get is the porn vid title.
We do get a little video preview when you mouse over the thumbnails and the option to add the vid to your favorites or your watch later playlist. However, you have to register and become a member if you want to utilize the playlist feature.
But fret not, my little fap friend. All you need is a working email, and you’re on the porn god’s playground.
If you’re looking for the site’s main menu, click on the horizontal three-line icon. There you’ll see ThePornGod’s primary navigation tabs.
The main menu consists of Latest, Categories, Pornstars, Best Porn Sites, and Live Sex. Clicking on the Live Sex tab would take you out of the site so let’s not waste any more of our precious fap time dissecting that.
However, the Best Porn Sites tab would take you somewhere awesome. Can you take a wild guess?
Back here at The Porn Guide, of course!
We’re always on the lookout for the best spank material so we can all have more than one full glorious cum. Now, that sounds like heaven on earth!
Clicking on the latest tab would show you ThePornGod’s latest porn vid uploads. And like the thumbnails on the site’s homepage, mousing over them would show you a little preview.
There is, however, a list of featured tags at the bottom of this page. I easily spotted very familiar porn tags like Adult Toys, Blonde, Creampie, Doggystyle, Fingering, Interracial, Deepthroat, Teen, Squirting, Young, and many more.
There’s also a link to show all the tags here at ThePornGod. More on that in a bit.
That’s pretty much it under the Latest tab. It would’ve been awesome if we got more vid sorting options, but it does the job. I can’t really complain about that.
Every serious porn consumer probably has their preference when it comes to porn. But there are times when your cock craves something different than your usual flavor fix.
Sure, you can just type some random shit on the search box and pray to the porn gods you get something fappable. But if your mind is shooting blanks, click on the Categories tab and let your cock lead the way.
There are 128 porn categories you and your cock can choose from here at ThePornGod. As expected, I quickly spotted the usual porn favorites like Asian, Anal, Bareback, Big Tits, and Blowjob, to name a few.
There are even freakier categories listed here like Cosplay, Fetish, Group Sex, Hardcore, Pissing, Role Play, Step Fantasy, and many more. I’m pleasantly surprised to see unique porn categories, too, like Interactive and Sleep.
I’ve noticed a couple of categories from the rainbow spectrum, too, like Bisexual Male, Gay, Lesbian, Scissoring in Lesbian, Shemale, and a couple of Trans-centric categories. It’s nice to know that everyone is welcome in porn heaven.
The Categories tab also has a sorting option that was lacking in the previous tab. You can sort the porn categories by Most Viewed, Top Rated, Most Videos, and Alphabetically.
The only thing missing now is a content counter on each category. But I guess you don’t always get what you wish for.
If you’d like to browse porn vids by their performer, click on the Pornstars tab.
The names here are sorted by models having the most videos. That’s pretty much it. It would have been better if ThePornGod blessed us with more sorting options. Their list is pretty massive, after all.
Overall, ThePornGod got all the building blocks of any decent free porn tube site. The video quality ranges from full HD to an acceptable SD. There are a couple of categories that focus on that, like 4k Ultra HD, HD Porn 1080p, and 60fps.
There’s nothing special about their video player, but it gets the job done. The only thing that makes ThePornGod less heavenly is the abundance of ads.
Aside from the banner ads littered here and there, you’d also get a couple of annoying popup ads. I get it. Ads are expected since we’re getting shit for free, but it would’ve been nice if there were fewer of those boner-killing popups.
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