I never thought that living was damn expensive until I became a full-blown adult with bills and taxes to settle on my own. Those fucking taxes, man. I’m Not going to lie. I don’t think I’d be surprised if they start taxing us for breathing.
Going back, I know my family wasn’t filthy rich growing up. We’re probably close or might actually be in the lower-middle-class bracket, but I never felt we were ever short on our needs. I have no idea how my parents did it.
We have a roof above our heads and even a few things I considered luxuries back then. It sounds cliché as fuck, but my siblings and I were blessed little brats.
Heck, my dad even had enough budget to grow his own porn stash. That’s almost like paying for a premium porn site‘s membership in today’s setting. I even used to nick a nudie mag or two for my own spank session. I’m sorry, old man. We have the same taste in porn. I guess I am really my father’s son. LOL!).
In the perfect porny world, I’d be more than willing to pay for premium porn sites. But not in this economy, bud.
Inflation is rapidly increasing around the globe. My paycheck can barely keep up. I know a lot of you are in the same boat as I am.
Premium porn site membership can be expensive, especially if you’re bordering on being broke like me. And if I’d even consider paying for a porn site membership, I’d probably wank myself dry just to get my money’s worth.
Does that mean I don’t consume porn at all? Oh, hell no!
I may be close to being financially bankrupt, but that doesn’t mean I won’t get my cum on with the help of porn.
So how the fuck do I still get to enjoy porn without spending a single dime?
By free porn tube sites, of course!
Fellow fappers know this shit well enough. Probably even the most casual porn consumer is aware of free porn tube sites. If you live under a rock and have no idea what I’m blabbing about here, the keyword is “free,” my friend. It can’t get any more obvious than that.
Now, the internet has an infinite list of free porn sites, but not all sites are equally made. Just because it’s free doesn’t mean we’d settle for shit quality.
Some free porn tube sites are deemed useless with the number of ads interrupting your fap session. No one likes that. Hello, blue balls!
If you’re a chap who’s strapped on cash, stick around. I’m about to spill the tea. And boy, it’s definitely scalding! Who knows? You might just add this one to your spank bank.
Heading to the headquarters of horny heathens.
HqPorner is a free porn tube site that calls itself the storage of faptastic porn in HD. They even have “fucking perfect porn” as one of their taglines. That’s a fucking massive claim. We’ll see soon enough if they live up to it.
They’ve been around the porn scene since 2013. That’s 9 years of service to the perverted public.
The site’s homepage is quite neat and simple. The site is in light mode by default, but you can switch to dark mode by scrolling to the bottom of the homepage. There you’ll find the option to change themes.
Usually, the site logo is on top of the landing page. Here at HqPorner, the main menu is at the very top. It also remains static as you scroll down, which makes navigating the site a whole lot easier.
What follows next is the site logo and a search box. The rest of the site shows porn flick thumbnails with a sidebar on the left.
The thumbnails don’t show much information about the flick. Aside from the visual, all you get is the title and the duration of the vid.
The porn thumbs also show a couple of scene stills when you mouse over them. I prefer video previews, but it’s better than nothing. Look at it this way: it’s best to check out movie trailers before devoting your precious time to watching a full-feature flick, right? Time is money, after all.
The same thing applies to porn. I don’t want to waste my precious fap time on vids I don’t specifically find appealing. I bet my balls you don’t want that either.
Crack your knuckles and prep for the ride, bud. We’re about to shred HqPorner’s fine details.
As hot as a basket of chicken with biscuits on the side 🔥
The main menu consists of HqPorn, Top Porn, Categories, Girls, Sex Games, and Live Sex. Sex Games and Live Sex will just take you out of the site so let’s not waste another breath on those.
The HqPorn tab will basically link you back to HqPorner’s homepage. I like that they use “HqPorn” instead of the plain and usual “Home.” Home sounds bland as fuck, but HqPorn? It adds a nice little dash of flavor.
What can I say? I’m a real sucker for well-thought details.
The Top Porn tab will show you the site’s most popular porn vids. You can opt to view HqPorner’s top XXX vids either by All Time Best Porn, Month Top Porn, or Week Top Porn.
I don’t know about you, but I usually jump to any porn site’s Category Tab. I mean, you’d check out a menu first before ordering a dish, right?
HqPorner has 64 porn categories you can choose from. Here you’ll find the usual ones like Anal, Blowjob, Cumshot, Creampie, Gangbang, Group Sex, and many more. For those who like a bit of spice in their spank session, HqPorner has categories for you, too, like BDSM, Bondage, Fetish, and Fisting.
You can even watch vids by video resolution here at HqPorner. They have categories called 1080p Porn, 4k Porn, and 60fps, among other things.
Though I did notice that HqPorner has a category on Lesbian porn and Shemale porn, but there’s none for the gay dudes. I’m not into that, but I know some of you folks do.
So far, I’m impressed, but HqPorner is far from done. We haven’t even tackled the site’s entrée.
If your cock has a craving for a certain cum slut, head to the Girls tab and find your favorite pornstar. HqPorner currently has 55 insatiable adult film stars listed under this tab. I easily spotted the porn legend Sasha Grey, but my cock is pointing to Little Caprice at the moment.
When you click on a girl’s name, you’ll get access to all their vids here at HqPorner, plus a little information at the bottom of the page. Below that, you’ll see their top three most viewed porn vids. That’s a nice little touch on HqPorner’s end.
The shortcut to success.
We all know the saying, “there’s no shortcut to success.” But HqPorner would beg to differ with their site’s sidebar.
The sidebar has most of the stuff the main menu has. Only this time, you don’t have to leave the current page you’re browsing to access the stuff you’re looking for. HqPorner gets a point for being accessible in my book. It’s almost idiot friendly.
The best part? They did all that without looking cluttered.
Now, enough with the foreplay. Let’s get on with the fucking.
I know, man. A lot of shit is going on here at HqPorner. It’s about damn time we get to the most important part and probably the main reason why you’re here: the free HD porn flicks.
HqPorner’s video player looks like any other site’s player. However, HqPorner’s stuff has a lot more features than most free porn tube site players.
First off, it has a thumbnail feature, so you can easily skip to the best parts. You can also toggle from 360p, 720p, or 1080p Full HD. There’s even a download option.
And, yup, HqPorner gives us all that a hundred percent free!
Getting all these goodies for free might be the frosting on the cake, but here’s the cherry on top 🍰
HqPorner is a porn tube site that dishes out free HD porn. Ads are definitely expected. There’s no question about that. Heck, I even expected to be bombarded by the most annoying ads, but I got none of that bull crap.
All you’d get is a skippable ad before playing the vid, a small ad banner next to the video player, and the usual ad you get when you pause a vid. Yup, that’s it. I barely even noticed them.
One home run is much better than two doubles.
HqPorner is pretty transparent when it comes to their numbers. They show the total amount of vids they have. Currently, there are 42,934 HD porn vids you can watch here for free.
Some of you might think that it’s not much. But, hey, those are all available in HD. You don’t get a single shit quality vid here at HqPorner. It’s like getting premium content for free. You don’t get that from other free porn tube sites.
Overall, HqPorner exceeds all expectations. It definitely deserves more attention from fellow fappers. I’d suggest quickly adding HqPorner to your bookmarks and start fapping to hi-res tits and pussy. You might find it hard to go back to fapping through grainy ass porn vids. This site surely gets the primes spot on my porn list.